Angelic Technology Aficionado Mugs

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"It's your final warning...Quit playing the 'Beverly Hillbillies' theme song"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'How nice! -- They're making a ten-part miniseries about the Bible!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Developing the boomerang.

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

Death of the pope.

"Of course we have unlimited data..."

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

"If only they knew we can still get texts up here."

"I couldn't take it with me, so I came back."

"Free wifi and unlimited refills are nice, but frankly, I expected more."

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"Don't feed them! It makes them dependent."

"I hate this damn thing!"

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

Welcome to Heaven: Please log in, using your password...

"User name and password?"

Heaven - Under New Management.

'When is break time around here?'

I'd like to check my e-mail...

Actually, the "you can't take it with you" rule wasn't implemented until somebody wanted to come in with bagpipes.

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

'Oh, great...I'm having a bad halo day and the boss decides to walk by.'