Angelic It Enthusiast Mugs

"I hate this damn thing!"

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

Halo Frisbee.

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Bip."

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

The Reason for Storms

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

Mexican angels.

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"I'll give you a moment."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

'Telling me He works in mysterious ways!'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

"I opted for the upgrades."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'