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"I think I forgot to turn off the stove."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

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"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'It's true that I never fulfilled my early promise of greatness, but I DID manage to catch a lot of really outstanding TV!'

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'I'm new up here...where are the men?'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

Smashed harp...

'You're dead. But don't worry ? it sounds a lot worse than it is.'

'The Christ Child'

'You're six months late. I hope you brought a note from your doctor.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

'What's the pass-word?'

Death of the pope.

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'Yes, I'm sure they'll let you watch your soap operas, grandma.'

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'I see my wife made it in.'