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"Ready Hans? Deep breath."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

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Halo Frisbee.

'My goodness, how many miricle drugs did they give you?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Angel playing music

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Supply was out of harps.

Life on cloud 8

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

Keyboard in Heaven

Smashed harp...

Angel and Devil Music.

'The Christ Child'

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

"When you testify, Marty, tell the truth and let the lawyers go to hell."

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'Apparently my ex's idea of heaven was to punch me in the eye.'

Heaven, Head in the clouds, smoke.

No caption (A monk wears a cross necklace that has attached earbuds).

"Superb Martini!"

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

Angel looking down to other angel: 'Oh, those poor meek guys - they inherited the Earth.'

Angel watching Soul Train

Cherub playing the cello.

Great. Now I'll have that song stuck in my head for all eternity.

Angel sells lightning bolts.

'I wonder if I still get my senior citizen's discount.'

'My horoscope said I'd have a heavenly day.'