Angelic Dreamer Mugs

"I can't play the blues like I used to."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

'Our earthly mattress had more support.'

Angel Romance

'I'm surprised I made it up here with my lifelong fear of flying!'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'And Leanne is here for your every whim. Welcome to heaven!'

"Have my bags been in my possession the whole time? What kind of question is that?!"

Heavenly Suggestion Box

"It's so fresh and clean up here...and it smells like dryer sheets!"

"Maybe a beach or a museum, you think there would at least be a coffee shop."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

Swinging on a star.

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"Mr. Right!"

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Here be dragons.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"Where the wild things were."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."