Angelic Daydreamer Mugs

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Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

Hot Air Balloon

First love.

Kissing couple melt the snow

Jesus Christ

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

Wordplay: Me.

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

He loves me...

She's hoping he'll turn into a prince. When she's older, she'll realize you can't change a man.

Snub Marine

Love's Bubbles

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'My building doesn't allow pets. Do you think the teacher will buy it if I tell her dust bunnies ate my homework?'

Perspective

Couple Bring Romantic In Park

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

Romance

'I agree that the publicity would be good for your blog, but how are you going to get a Kardashian to date you?'

No Action Comics

A woman reads a romance novel.

'We're doing so well together: What do you think of me becoming monogamous?'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

Valentines

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

'Are you meditating or fantasizing?'

"Your java, sweet princess."

"Robyn Dixon got remarried!!!"

"I thought Daryl Hannah was promised to King Neptune."

"It's my life line in case the rapture happens, so I'm not left behind."

"I loved the good old days, …. 'better dead than red'."