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'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

'T.M.I.F.'

Halo Frisbee.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Damn defibrillators.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

"Hey! You were that old sourpuss who worked at the motor vehicles department!"

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

"So much for eternal rest."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"I chair the safety committee here, but since we're all dead, it's largely symbolic."

Heavenly Take Out

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

Death of the pope.

'Wanna see my Disney cells?'

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"You received your rewards on earth."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."