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'It's another 'Wish you were here' postcard from my friend in Hell.'

Halo Frisbee.

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Damn defibrillators.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Do you expect to be stuffed on Thanksgiving?'

"It's true. God appeared to Trump in a dream and told him to run for president."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

"So much for eternal rest."

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

'Please hold for an eternity...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Death of the pope.

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

"Care to try the dip? It's posthummus."

"Look, I know you think you've got the stuff, but I'm telling you: walk God."

"Nope, wrong password. You've got two more tries..."

St Peter at gates of Heaven tells thuggish looking man: 'You're in the wrong place, alright. Let me guess: sat nav?'

"You received your rewards on earth."

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

'Who the heck has parted the Red Sea?!'