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'Yo! A little help?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Halo Frisbee.

Basketball.

'Would you mind not drinking from the holy water?'

"It's made with real angel hair."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"Wanna trade guys? My guy annoys me already. I like your guy."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

'Beer, wouldn't be heaven without it.'

'Thank you for calling the Pearly Gates.. your prayers are important to us and may be monitored for training purposes.'

Movie Angel

Arnold had not been much of a saint in his life and now he paid the price.

'I'm still pretty unwell, I'm not sure if I'll be in the office tomorrow.'

Chicken Soup For The Soul's Soul.

Heaven - Under New Management.

Gardening Angel.

'First of all, thank you for enrolling in our rewards program.'

If you don't mind throwing tennis balls for eternity, I do have an opening in doggie heaven.

Angel changing a star lightbulb

Notice -To the Naughty Cloud

'Quick give them back-he's coming.'

'Hot pink would have been more slimming.'

"I like it here, except it's just the one outfit."

"He can't see us from there, can he?"

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

'They say that Earl liked wearing those giant, foam cowboy hats down on earth,'

Saint Peter using a security screening.

'Then one day I called in sick and I really was.'

'Here he comes - Look busy!'

Smoking outside the Pearly Gates.

'First the Berlin Wall comes down, and now this!'