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'Faked his own death.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Heavenly Gazette This Heavenly Gazette is awfully thin. There doesn't seem to be a financial section Because you can't take it with you. There's no weather forecast. It's perfect every day. I don't see any sports scores. Everybody's a winner up here. And there are no political reports. Of course not in paradise we don't hear anything about politics!

"Bip."

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

Shoe repair

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

Next World Tours

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."