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'Faked his own death.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'My husband? -- He went to the theologically-challenged place.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

Angel to lady: 'I'm the angel food cake angel. I bring you peace, hope and comfort food.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I wish these wings were for more than show.'

"Bip."

Shoe repair

"Oh goody! It's just like the Columbian Exposition of 1893."

Mexican angels.

The Reason for Storms

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

'I guess it was a mistake to make them self-starting.'

"I opted for the upgrades."

"Stay back from the edge. Remember what happened to the last angel that fell.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"If he doesn't like the hand puppet routine, I'll try running the burning bush idea by him."

Next World Tours

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

'You didn't think you could get away from us that easily, did you?'

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

"I haven't changed my facebook status."