Anecdotes Prints

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'Caesar salad?'

Hot cross buns

'Silly me. I thought his 'Catch and Release' bumper sticker referred to his philosophy on trout fishing.'

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"I've been window-shopping..."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Newton discovers surrealism

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

Margaret Cavendish

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

'Ferguson's not at his desk -- He must be sleepwalking again!'

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"Without the drone we wouldn't have made it on time!"

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

Paddlithic Period

Anecdote Magazine

'When I was your age we had to carry our water from the spring in a bucket...and then we'd get it out with a dipper!'

"Lassie is merely billed as America's best-loved dog."

'Okay, but don't try to operate it until I invent insurance.'

Queen Ranavola of Madagascar executed any of her subjects who appeared in her dreams....

Napkin Writer

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

Ramblers Association

'I couldn't get the cap off the prescription bottle. What did you die of?'

Sooner or Later

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

'I did it at the skill centre'

"There's Colonel Clapworthy alone with his memories - dirty old devil!"

He began with an anecdote, spoke off the cuff, digressed from an aside, and flew off on a tangent.