Anecdotal Analyst T-Shirts

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Ask Sadie! I just read an article where Daisy Ridley said J.J. Abrams wrote drafts for Episode VIII and Episode IX. And then Rian Johnson THREW THAT OUT and went a whole different direction. This makes me lose all faith in Star Wars. Am I overreacting? **Actual reader question. Excellent question. This reminds me of the time I saw Gone with the Wind on opening day. I was the invited guest of an elderly veteran of the Civil War. He couldn't stop yammering about how seceding from the union didn't

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Newton discovers surrealism

Call Center.

Margaret Cavendish

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

Napkin Writer

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

Ramblers Association

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

He began with an anecdote, spoke off the cuff, digressed from an aside, and flew off on a tangent.

'I did it at the skill centre'

Destroyed Russian tank flies a Trump 2024 flag hoping military aid for Ukraine will stop.

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

'I gave Brian his marching orders last night and he goose-stepped round the bedroom!'

Spring Training Camp. Have you ever thrown spitballs? Not since the league started testing saliva.

Motivational Speaker Series. He ends all of this anecdotes with an inspirational message. The morale of the story.

"I only talk politics on the web, pal, and I don't use me real name."

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

Pre-Ancestry.com

"My fellow-investors..."