Anecdotal Analyst T-Shirts

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"I don't mind emotional trauma if I can turn it into a really funny anecdote."

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"At first I thought it was just coincidence, then I noticed it corresponded perfectly to your shift."

Newton discovers surrealism

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Lore and legend of the Pennypackers

Margaret Cavendish

"Now that you mention it, I think that I too may have a Master's in Education."

"We never have any activities that make for cute anecdotes anymore."

"I am reminded of a morbidly depressing anecdote. . ."

"Ha, ha, wait … so Cheryl from accounting, ha, ha, ha, is your, ha, ha, wife?!!"

Napkin Writer

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

"I just invented this. I call it "freezer bag"."

Ramblers Association

He began with an anecdote, spoke off the cuff, digressed from an aside, and flew off on a tangent.

'I did it at the skill centre'

Destroyed Russian tank flies a Trump 2024 flag hoping military aid for Ukraine will stop.

"We'd like to go somewhere that will provide us with a rich source of after dinner anecdotes!"

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

"Don't you remember? We were at Herb and Sally's."

"I only talk politics on the web, pal, and I don't use me real name."

'I gave Brian his marching orders last night and he goose-stepped round the bedroom!'

"My fellow-investors..."

Pre-Ancestry.com

"It doesn't really matter who wins the next election, as long as we can keep consuming whatever we want."