Ancient Wisdom Seekers Prints

'There must be a better ways to use this thing.'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Reincarnation section of a bookstore

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Archimedes statue with a lever

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Playdough's The Republic

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Down With Wikipedia

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Mass Confucian

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Hunters turned philosophers"

Hypatia

"But Mom said to ask YOU!"