Ancient Wisdom Seekers Prints

'There must be a better ways to use this thing.'

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Reincarnation section of a bookstore

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

'Socrates, you've been drinking again.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Archimedes statue with a lever

Playdough's The Republic

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

'Oh, crap.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Down With Wikipedia

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'He was a Stoic's Stoic.'

Sport, Political, Religious and New Yorker Cartoonist Gurus.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

Socrates, 399 B.C: 'Wow, I could have had a V-8.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

Mass Confucian

Greek Mathematics. Archimedes. Euclid. Pythagoras. The ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero? The left "nothing" to the imagination.

"Hunters turned philosophers"