Ancient Traditions Fan Prints

Viking Funeral

'It's an extinction notice.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

The Running of the Brie

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

Oedipus

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Pyramids exploding.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

How Romans give each other a high five...

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

Easter Island Secret

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Carpe diem

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

The real reason for the pyramids.

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

How is the campaign taking shape? Poseidon is washed up but all the other candidates have a chance. Voters like Cyclops' unique vision ... Mercury delivers his message well ... Ares has support from the defense hawks ... and some say Narcissus is an attractive candidate. Narcissus like the support reflected in polls and loves what he sees reflected in pools!

'No wonder this is so hard to translate - it's a note from his doctor.'

'Wellington!...Come take a look at this!...I've never seen anything like it!...Some sort of early sun worship etching perhaps!'