Ancient Theatre Enthusiast Gifts

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

Pirate

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Mikado

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Bravo!"

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Silly wig.

Applause

"It's a play on words."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

A man taking a bow

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

To read or not to read?