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'And on the 8th day God held a sale' mockup

'And on the 8th day God held a sale'

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"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

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"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?" mockup

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

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"Do you do much walking?"

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"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis." mockup

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

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"Wow, what a DILF."

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"Uh-oh - climate change."

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'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!' mockup

'I had to stamp down on staff using nicknames at work. They even had one for me!'

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"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!" mockup

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

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Maternity ward.

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'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.' mockup

'Sorry, you're overqualified for this job.'

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"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!" mockup

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

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'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?' mockup

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

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J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese. mockup

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

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'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!' mockup

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

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'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...' mockup

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

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"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best." mockup

"In my experience, cars with hyphens in their names are the best."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it. mockup

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hang on, I'll Google it.

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CEO, CFO, MOO.

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'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.' mockup

'Now that I'm King, no more of that 'Eddie' stuff, Mom.'

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"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?" mockup

"Boss, I didn't understand your memo. It reads 'W.U.W.T.M.S.A.' What does that mean?"

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"I've just been gazumped!"

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The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute. mockup

The Perpetual Motion (just a figure of speech) Institute.

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Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'! mockup

Oh, so that's 'how it's hanging'!

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'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...' mockup

'The problem with being a Chihuahua is that everybody calls me 'Pepe'... My name is actually Humphrey Reginald Windsor the Third...'

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"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?" mockup

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

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'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?' mockup

'You can lead a horse to water, Ezra, but you can't...?'

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'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.' mockup

'Take this report and reduce it to an acronym.'

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'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?' mockup

'I'll have a BLT.' 'ASAP or PDQ?'

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'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!" mockup

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

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Having finished writing his latest 400-page novel, Anton Chekhov divides it into 32 short stories,

Having finished writing his latest 400-page novel, Anton Chekhov divides it into 32 short stories, mockup

Having finished writing his latest 400-page novel, Anton Chekhov divides it into 32 short stories,

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"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!" mockup

"Waiter - this dish doesn't contain enough adjectives..!"

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What's STM? Seize the moment!

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'We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

'We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.' mockup

'We realize it is an unnecessary department, but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

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