Ancient Riddle Solver Prints

"He's not here, he's on a curse"

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Barks in code.

The Map of the human brain

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'You know too much!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Eureka!

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."