Ancient Riddle Solver Mugs

"He's not here, he's on a curse"

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

The Map of the human brain

Barks in code.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Eureka!

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'You know too much!'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

The Salmon Run

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed