Ancient Myth Modernizer Mugs

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Saint George and the Drag Queen

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Mummy Beggar

'I know what you're thinking.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

Centaur Sprinter

Death chatting in a pub - "The scythe?...Oh that went years ago. I've got a brand new combine harvester in the car park!"

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

"The oracle demands the sacrifice of a virgin or an update of its operating system."

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

Alexander and Diogenes

"After years of low level burglaries, Robin Hood started to steal from the rich using a sophisticated Ponzi scheme."

'You're too wrapped up in yourself.'

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

'And someone's been hacking into my online banking!'

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Sisyphus pushing a boulder up a hill while riding on a scooter.

'My former employer gave me a plus score in being merry.'

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

Who is the fairest of them all?

New Gods

"They've built a motorway over where I left the crumbs."