Ancient Measurements Mugs

'If you didn't know how long a cubit was, you should have asked...'

Physician tending a mummy.

Playdough's The Republic

Tourists in Egypt

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Life after death"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Souvenirs.

"I get it!"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"Do you have a few minutes to talk about the metric system?"

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Playing Pyramids

"It kind of puts it all in perspective, doesn't it?"

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

'What's a cubic foot?' - 'Whatever it is claim compensation.'

Developing the boomerang.

"Have you seen my Mummy?"

Word Of God

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

"Kip paints caves."

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

Egyptian Tomb TV

No doubt it was made before man learned to count.

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

"It's the people we work with. They make me feel fat, too."

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'