Ancient Literature Lover Mugs

'How's your novel coming along?'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Tut and Carmen.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Victor Hugo

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Out To Lurch

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Voice coming from wooden horse: 'Quiet Fanshaw! If this hostile take-over bid is going to work we've got to get right inside the boardroom.'

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Joan Hickson

Iliadette.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Scarpia from Tosca

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Multi-Generational Books

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

Solar Frankenstein

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'