Ancient Greece T-Shirts

"Not you again Achilles."

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

The Peloponnesian Argument

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'He's on the cyclops diet. He's always got one eye on the fridge.'

The Trojan Horn in Action

Knosos - Minotaur smoking ban.

'Helen went on Facebook and launched a thousand ships.'

The Myth of Ariadne.

"Nothing beats the convenience of these newfangled smart-watches."

History's forgotten, ill-fated siege of troy by mimes in a giant invisible box.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Meet the scribe"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Venus

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Cupid and Targets

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Playdough's The Republic

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

The Trojan Beagle.

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Tourists in Egypt

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'