Ancient Greece Mugs

"Not you again Achilles."

"Yeah, well, maybe I don't WANT to strike the same place twice. Didja ever think of that?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

The Peloponnesian Argument

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

'He's on the cyclops diet. He's always got one eye on the fridge.'

The Trojan Horn in Action

Knosos - Minotaur smoking ban.

The Myth of Ariadne.

"Nothing beats the convenience of these newfangled smart-watches."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"Meet the scribe"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Venus

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

The Trojan Beagle.

Playdough's The Republic

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Sundial Time

Neptune

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Tourists in Egypt

Trojan Hurdler.