Ancient Diet Analyst Mugs

Start their day with a chuckle using our themed mugs that celebrate ancient dietary habits. Perfect for analysts and history buffs alike, these mugs add a touch of humor and insight to their coffee or tea time.

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"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days." mockup

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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Before/After

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'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!' mockup

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

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"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive." mockup

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

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'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.' mockup

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

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"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity." mockup

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

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"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone." mockup

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

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"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

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"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working." mockup

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

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"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?"

"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?" mockup

"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?"

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"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight." mockup

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

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"Your mother eats all the wrong foods." mockup

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

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'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?' mockup

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

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'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.'

'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.' mockup

'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.'

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Anorexic flora.

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'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

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"We ought to give this diet a name." mockup

"We ought to give this diet a name."

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'It's finally happened - no fats, no sugar, no colouring, no ingredients whatsoever!'

'It's finally happened - no fats, no sugar, no colouring, no ingredients whatsoever!' mockup

'It's finally happened - no fats, no sugar, no colouring, no ingredients whatsoever!'

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"He's on the paleo diet."

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'In the last 26 years, I've lost 2143 pounds. Unfortunately, in the same period I've gained 2187 pounds!'

'In the last 26 years, I've lost 2143 pounds. Unfortunately, in the same period I've gained 2187 pounds!' mockup

'In the last 26 years, I've lost 2143 pounds. Unfortunately, in the same period I've gained 2187 pounds!'

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Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'. mockup

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

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'It's not fair,' said Eve, 'even when I eat healthily I'm made to feel guilty.'

'It's not fair,' said Eve, 'even when I eat healthily I'm made to feel guilty.' mockup

'It's not fair,' said Eve, 'even when I eat healthily I'm made to feel guilty.'

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"Good news and bad news. The good news is that we got your weight down to a more manageable level. The bad news..."

"Good news and bad news. The good news is that we got your weight down to a more manageable level. The bad news..." mockup

"Good news and bad news. The good news is that we got your weight down to a more manageable level. The bad news..."

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'Curses on historical perspective.' mockup

'Curses on historical perspective.'

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Center for diet research

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The eat well - lose weight - be calm diet.

The eat well - lose weight - be calm diet. mockup

The eat well - lose weight - be calm diet.

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Fat Free Food, Salt Free Food, Cholesterol Free Food and Food Free Food.

Fat Free Food, Salt Free Food, Cholesterol Free Food and Food Free Food. mockup

Fat Free Food, Salt Free Food, Cholesterol Free Food and Food Free Food.

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Health Food Research: Mouse commits suicide

Health Food Research: Mouse commits suicide mockup

Health Food Research: Mouse commits suicide

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'Hundred and fifty kilos of slimming pills please!...And a glass of water.'

'Hundred and fifty kilos of slimming pills please!...And a glass of water.' mockup

'Hundred and fifty kilos of slimming pills please!...And a glass of water.'

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"You don't seem to be retaining water, you seem to be retaining beer!"

"You don't seem to be retaining water, you seem to be retaining beer!" mockup

"You don't seem to be retaining water, you seem to be retaining beer!"

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Ancient Diet Analyst Mugs Collection

Ancient Diet Analyst Pillows

Add personality to their space with pillows featuring ancient diet themes and witty graphics. A cozy gift for any history-loving nutrition enthusiast.

Ancient Diet Analyst Prints

Find inspiring prints that showcase the evolution of diets through history. Perfect for framing and inspiring their interest in dietary analysis.

Ancient Diet Analyst T-Shirts

Discover trendy t-shirts that celebrate historic diets with clever slogans and fun designs. Perfect for casual wear and showing off their passion for dietary history.