Ancient Cheerleader Enthusiast Pillows

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Jumping cheerleaders

Cheerleaders

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Hockey cheerleaders.

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

Conformity

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

A cheerleader doing a high kick

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

'Well, if you were on the verge of 100, I'd let you reach it.'

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Pre-Columbian Premier League (1275 B.C.).

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.

Golf cheerleaders.

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

'Perhaps this would feel less painful if you try focusing on your own life rather than living vicariously through mine.'

Belleville Toy Store Next Exit (Scream until daddy pulls the car over.