Ancient Analysts T-Shirts

Bring historical wit to their wardrobe with t-shirts inspired by ancient analysts. These fun, witty designs are great for history buffs who like to wear their interests proudly.

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Physician tending a mummy.

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Tourists in Egypt

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65 Million Years Ago

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The Evolution Of Man.

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'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.' mockup

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

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"Life after death"

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"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!" mockup

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

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Finally! A cure for the common cold! mockup

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

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"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'" mockup

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

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Souvenirs.

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Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

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'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!' mockup

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

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"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

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'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.' mockup

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

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"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious." mockup

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

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'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.' mockup

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

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'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!' mockup

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

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'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?' mockup

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

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"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'" mockup

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

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Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight. mockup

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

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Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.' mockup

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

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'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!' mockup

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

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"Tut's outdone himself this time." mockup

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

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"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

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