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Hunt Gather. Ah, here comes Oog with the business plan.

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

65 Million Years Ago

The Evolution Of Man.

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

"Life after death"

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Souvenirs.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

'I just invented the 'chair' - It relieves lower back pain!'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'What do you mean you can't find the key?'

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"It's been a bit of a roller coaster year so far."

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"You feel like a gatherer trapped in a hunter's body?"

'Isn't that rather large for a rabbit?'

Pythagaros. Ancient Greece. Interesting, in ancient Greece they didn't have negative numbers. They sure do now!

Playing Pyramids

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'