Anatomy T-Shirts

The lungs of a man blowing a balloon.

'Hold on -- I'll remember what the knee bone is connected to if I start at the beginning of the song ...'

'Your teeth are straight, it's you head that's crooked.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Dog forced to return bone

'Just as I thought. You have bones.'

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

Anatomy & Physiology Exam: The ... bone's connected to ... bone...

Medical students learning how to perform a prostate examination.

'Your infrastructure needs work.'

Radiologist family photos.

'Higgins, control yourself and sit down!'

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'

Dog Anatomy from Memory.

Gross anatomy. Not so bad anatomy

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

I wish you'd come to me sooner.

"The hip bone's connected to the...' Once you start humming, it all comes back to you."

'Why do you keep coming to these meetings, appendix? You have not contributed a damn thing since the Paleolithic!'

'I don't see the problem.'

"Doesn't seem to matter how carefully you put them back together you always end up with pieces left over!"

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

The Four Stages of Cruelty - Reward of cruelty.

'We don't know what this is called'

Hospital elevators - Each floor is shown as a different part of the human anatomy, e.g. head, torso etc.

Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

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Entering America's Heartland

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."