Analytical Thinker Prints

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

'Well, now, let's just shine the light of common sense and linear thinking on this little computer problem of yours, shall we?' 'I'm not THAT desperate yet.'

"I don't look at it as right and wrong, I look at it as two different strategies with two different outcomes."

Tonight's Lecture: Eastern Mystical Approaches to Dream Interpretation. Yin-Yang Jung.

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

Media vs Literature: Influence on the Human Mind

"The way I see it, head and tails are just two sides of the same coin."

"Bear in mind, George, that even an experimental physicist must at times be reasonable."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Fear/Knowledge

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Math Dreams

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'