Analogue Art Lover Pillows

Still life (waiting for the internet of things)

I.T. Fear

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Art Theft

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

Sundial Watch

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

Lord Kitchener

"Don't think of them as training wheels. Just think of it as me putting your bike on safe mode."

Van Gogh on Instagram.

Cassette Deck

"I prefer the texture of printed books."

'...No, I'm not computer literate. I write letters with a pen occasionally writing them with a thing called a typewriter!'

'You put a round thing on a spinning plate with a needle and then you play with buttons and knobs...only old people know how to do it.'

"It's a book, dear. It doesn't need any batteries."