Analog Romantic Prints

"It says 'Click here to enlarge.'"

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Online Dating

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

'What I appreciate even more than its remarkable speed and accuracy are the words of understanding and compassion I get from it.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'That must be my computer date.'

'Oh, the amenity!'

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

A tuba and love hearts

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"In my day, we had grand pianos randomly fall from the sky!"

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

when we were younger we were at it like rabbits, now we're more like humans.

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"I can't see it lasting!"

"It was quite evident Ned had fallen in love with technology."

"I wish I could just focus on the future and quit revisiting the past."

Hippex

Sundial Watch

"Is there an emojis that says 'remember when we used to have a cocktail and conversation before dinner?'"

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'