Analog Communicator Mugs

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Textin’"

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Don't even think about it."

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Spam in Hell.

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Aluminium Henge

"Don't talk to me in your 'Hey Siri' voice."

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Outta my way. I need to check my email!"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"I'll have to get someone younger to look at your résumé. I'm not fluent in emoji."

Mime marriage.