Anachronism Prints

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"We're following Carrot Top."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Cord cutter

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Right here's fine."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Hipsters"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Professor, this changes everything."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Your remote control, sire."

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Hot Pocket"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"This is your captain speaking."