Anachronism Prints

Og invents the port-a-potty.

"So, how long you been a trail barista, partner?"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Moses' Tablet

Physician tending a mummy.

Cord cutter

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Hipsters"

"Right here's fine."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"Early model of baggage claim"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Your remote control, sire."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Professor, this changes everything."

"Hot Pocket"

"That's weird. The app says to look for a Nissan Sentra."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"That guys is stealing my data!"

"Oooh... bacon!"

'It's okay, they're with me.'

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

"All I need now is a trainer!"

"This is your captain speaking."