Amp Appreciator Prints

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"My kid could do that."

Men dancing

Musician feedback card

Musician plugged into amp.

"This poem was written at a time in my life when I wrote a poem."

"There goes that creepy music again...

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Renaissance mandolinist/lutist plugged into many amplifiers.

'May I use the amplifier tonight, Dad?'

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

'Your opinions are a rephrasing of my opinions. I like that in a subordinate.'

"This next piece is an intimate number I'd like to share with you one-on-one."

"Bipedalism is a great advance. But now we have to watch out for banana peels."

"Sorry, grandpa, but wiggling the antenna won't restore your cable and Internet."

A toaster plays fetch

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

Perpetual Motion.

Falling Rock

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."