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Let George Do It!

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Don Quixote

Falstaff

Thomas Hardy

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"Why do you automatically assume that I'll fly too close to the sun?"

"If the press brings up your past just double down on 'The sky is falling!'."

Jack Kerouac

Circus trousers

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

"Have you tried unplugging and plugging it back in?"

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

'Well, I don't know how to break the bad news to you, Mr. Jenson, but ...'

'When I think of all the men I could've married...'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Icarus, I think your sat nav is failing.'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

'Er. . . I had an appointment with Dr. Jekyll. . .'

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

Count and Figaro

Ugly sisters

'You just grew three inches.'