American Pride Gifts

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

"I like the sound of freedom!"

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

World Cup Fever

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Congratulations!

Bring flag factories back to America.

Irish Writers showing mastery over English

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Chicken out. . . and proud.

Kane and Abe L.

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

My Gay Son Never Calls

Welsh cheese

Go Britain!

Greece

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

Canadian PM Jean Cretien

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

English supporters - Sometimes, the Germans may misunderstand you!

Thank your Lucky Stars

Fall in Canada

Large, hairy gay man is caught in a 'bear' trap.

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

George Washington

Gays and lesbians in the parade? Who wants to see those weirdos?

'You may have my Double-Double when you can pry it from my cold, dead hand.'

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round