American History Adventurer Prints

General Custer as a kid.

At the Museum

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

You had me at vintage.

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Shoot For The Moon

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

'I can't wait for Power Point.'

"Fight or flight?"

Tom Stoppard

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

'Well, we made it.'

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

The pioneers blazed the Santa Fe, Chisholm and Oregon Trails, but it took lawyers to blaze the Paper Trail!

"It's a memoir about multiple personality disorder, so it was written in first, second and third person narrative."

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

'Rome wasn't built in a day, you know!'

"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

'You say you are going after Sharp-tooth tigers? You better use my magnum.'

Nautical Antiques: We Catch Your Drift

"Now all I need is someone to invent the optics!"

look out it might be a fake

Upside down pyramid.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

Franklin Pierce