American Elections Gifts

'Whoever will be the winner - I'm well prepared!'

John Edwards serious error in judgment.

'Ann is just your typical stay-at-mansion mom.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Trump Poutine

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Elections

Mission Kinda Accomplished

The Russian Election.

'We're asking what america can do without to reduce the deficit...no, ma'ma! the Gop and Dems are not options!'

"I think it was an election year."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service