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Pittsburgh: Doesn't Suck as Much as You Think

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

What else is there to wish for?

The Salesman

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

The Idea of America.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"You used to be that ambitious."

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

DACA

"The pay for field testing our new lures isn't much, but you get to keep all the fish you catch."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

"This is what you call doing what you love."

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

"Maybe I can be a campaign worker."

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."