"If you wouldn't book hotels with such great amenities, I wouldn't miss so many seminars."
Amenity Aficionado Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that humorously celebrates their love for all things cozy and stylish. Perfect for those who enjoy their morning brew with a dash of wit and a sprinkle of style.
"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"
"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."
'He lives for his holidays.'
"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."
'Are you sure this is authentic ancient Indian art?'
Unto thee shall pass the executive laser pointer. Take this authority and delegate it.
School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .
"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."
Cat medal presentations take a long time
"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."
"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."
"Oh, and add a couple of intentional typos to my weekly email update...I want to appear warm and authentic!!"
'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'
Narcissist in the tunnel of love.
Man and woman on donkeys at the beach
"I like to come prepared for meetings."
'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'
"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."
"It's finally happened - Tom Hanks was in every movie this year."
The Surly Yoof
The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!
"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."
How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits
Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.
'She'll be back!!!'
Julianne Moore,
"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."
Alan Carr
Peace and Justice Return to the Joint High Commission
Noel Coward
'All right. Who's in charge around here?'
Someone has had a hard day!
"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."
"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."
Amenity Aficionado Mugs Collection
Amenity Aficionado Pillows
Check out our pillows that blend humor and style, bringing their love of comfort right into their living spaces.
Amenity Aficionado Prints
Browse our prints that celebrate a passion for amenities, adding a humorous and decorative touch to favorite rooms.
Amenity Aficionado T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to their passion for amenities—fun, stylish, and comfortable designs that they’ll love wearing.