Amendments Prints

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Super Dog'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

When Dogs Rule

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"Honey! He's breached the recliner! I repeat, the puppy has breached my La-Z-Boy!!"

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

Dog History

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion