Amendment Avids Pillows

Colorado ruling against Trump

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Polly wants a flu shot."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

Play It Safe

robot in car

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

Polly Clinic.

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

The Fast and Furious Program, which was aimed at the Second Amendment, backfires in the face of the Department of Justice.

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

Hello, Mary Popmedia. Who do you think you are? A citizen journalist. Ha. You have no training, no experience. What gives you the right? The first amendment! Or is it the second amendment? I have the experience to look up the answer.

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

Trump's Twitter Row

A right of privacy party.

Acne Automation Works Outing

Fear of Flying Workshops

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

'I think we're on different career paths.'

Live soccer today.

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."