Amendment Avids Pillows

Colorado ruling against Trump

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

Comments. Complaints. Constitutional Amendments.

"Polly wants a flu shot."

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"So, professor, in a post-industrial robotic universe, what would be the role of politicians?"

'Is my allowance a form of income redistribution?'

robot in car

Man and woman surrounded by ivy.

NRA vows to stop senseless shootings: 'But we're keeping the sensible ones....'

The Fast and Furious Program, which was aimed at the Second Amendment, backfires in the face of the Department of Justice.

"What do you mean you don't think I'm the father?!"

Polly Clinic.

"Well, look who woke up all bright-eyed!"

'Understand Briggs, it is not enough to fail - others must succeed.'

Trump's Twitter Row

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"I now pronounce you man-made man and wife."

A right of privacy party.

Fear of Flying Workshops

Acne Automation Works Outing

"Good evening. I'm your news anchor-bot."

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

'I think we're on different career paths.'

The Robot's Trophy