Ambitious Underdogs Mugs

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

The trauma of losing.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"He wants to be a plastic surgeon when he grows up."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"If we only use 10% of our brains, how am I supposed to get passing grades?"

Well, wish me luck. Mom and dad can handle an 'A' and two 'B's, but I've REAL-L-L-L-Y got to spin the 'D' in math!

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"Someday, I'm gonna be president of the United States."

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'If hired, where do you see yourself with the company in five years?'

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

Balloons vs. Rockets

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

"The name's Bond. Duane Bond."

The forgotten Grimm brother

80 Million Euros for a football player.

Second, third and fourth effort!

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

"Misses 100% of the shots he does take. Still loves hockey."

I'm only a part time waiter, I'm really an actor...You may have seen me at the movies. Maybe, where do you sit?