Ambition Escapist Mugs

"Some clown tried to thrust greatness upon me. I took evasive action."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"So...do you have a job now?"

Last Chance For Reality

Anywhere but here

Teen's Comet

Young Houdini

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Desert Mirage

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Zoo Employees

Sleeping Tiger

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"Not again!"

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"You're buggered."

"Realism! . . . Realism!"

Message in a bottle.

I'll climb with little help from my...

Lincoln elementary school

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

'J. Frank Yomp - Motto Maker For Those Who Dare to Think BIG!'

"I have no problem with reality. It's just the occasional intrusion of gritty realism that I hate."

Virtual Reality Check