Ambition Escapist Mugs

"Some clown tried to thrust greatness upon me. I took evasive action."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"So...do you have a job now?"

Anywhere but here

Last Chance For Reality

Teen's Comet

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

SEMINAR CANCELLED: Feel free to doodle.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Desert Mirage

'I can dream, can't I?'

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

'Ready or Not here I come.'

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Zoo Employees

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Not again!"

Sleeping Tiger

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

"-But APART from 38" 22" 36" what else do you want to be, Cynthia?"

Man lifts up the pages of a book and discovers a brick wall.

"You're buggered."

Lincoln elementary school

I'll climb with little help from my...

Message in a bottle.

Forget what the warden says. If we try to please everyone, we'll end up with an escape plan that pleases no one.

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'J. Frank Yomp - Motto Maker For Those Who Dare to Think BIG!'

Virtual Reality Check

Don Quixote

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'