Ambition Balancer Prints

"My resolution is to not set myself up for failure."

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

Dressed for Success!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"I'm not the ruthless guy everyone says I am, but that's my goal."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"It's a long term goal."