Ambition Balancer Mugs

"My resolution is to not set myself up for failure."

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

Dressed for Success!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

'And finally. . . where do you see yourself on the food chain 5 years from now?'

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"So...do you have a job now?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"It's a long term goal."