Ambiguity Enthusiast Prints

Grey area ahead.

'If you remove all the gray areas, you take all the fun out of the law.'

"If nothing else needs welding, Paula, I'm going to lunch."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Glance Exchange

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

Optimist

Zoo: No Hunting.

"Valet park only"

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

Dept of Probability: Maybe, Possibly, Perhaps.

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"You inherited an extra toe from your father and didn't pay the inheritance tax on it."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I like fountains very much!"

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

Man guarding a written border.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Jesus has a Practice Before Raising Lazarus.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"Well, by that logic no one would ever shave a clock onto a monkey."

Nikolai Gogol

Grass: We lost some good men today!

Department of Belly Buttons - Innies/Outies Tray

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'Now just learn to whistle and I'll be rich!'

"I will not tolerate that language in this house. What is it,anyway - Latin?"

"Knowing two languages is sure handy when telemarketers call."