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"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"Good news. You're not ready for a kick-the-bucket list."

'Tom's never been good at managing his word count down...which is why I've got a 363 page shopping list!'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

"Have you seen the video, '20 Things To Do Before You Die'?"

"To assume Leonard has a bucket list, you have to first assume he actually wants to do anything."

'Just in case, I want you to shorten your Bucket List down to just one thing that you can do in this room.'

"Why is it you always head back to the well?" "Making a wish always makes me feel swell!"

'What would I do if I only had one day left to live? That's a good question. Why do you ask?'

"You know full well you didn't give me what I wanted last year so, this time - sign this promise!"

Bucket list

'My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff.'

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

"The last thing I remember is checking off milk, eggs and bread before realizing I mixed up my bucket and grocery lists."

"My bucket list. As long as there are still items on it, I have reasons to keep on living."

"I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after I died."

"I'm not happy to be here either, but having you end up here was on my bucket list."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

The Bucket List

"You did the order - I said broccoli, not gateau!!"

'Big tits count as two of the three wishes.'

"That reminds me. We need to pick up some miniature cocktail weenies, and a box of raisins."

"My mother will bring me what I need. You bring me the good stuff!"

'You know, this could take awhile - how about you and I do lunch somewhere?'

SEE SANTA!, 'Why don't we make it simple this year, and you just extend me a line of credit?'

'My lawyer will get one of the wishes to make sure they are legally binding.'

"I guess no car for me this Christmas either."

'A date with Angelina Jolie?-- Do I look like a pimp or something?'