Amateur Theologian Prints

Inspire their faith journey with a captivating print that combines thoughtful imagery and a lighthearted spirit, perfect for the curious amateur theologian’s space or study area.

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'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...' mockup

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...' mockup

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...' mockup

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...' mockup

'Do you have any preexisting conditions, like sloth, gluttony, pride, lust...'

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"I'm sorry, Mr. Landis, would you repeat your question? I was lost in prayer."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Landis, would you repeat your question? I was lost in prayer." mockup

"I'm sorry, Mr. Landis, would you repeat your question? I was lost in prayer." mockup

"I'm sorry, Mr. Landis, would you repeat your question? I was lost in prayer." mockup

"I'm sorry, Mr. Landis, would you repeat your question? I was lost in prayer." mockup

"I'm sorry, Mr. Landis, would you repeat your question? I was lost in prayer."

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'What about the commandment about doing unto others as you would have them do unto you?'

'What about the commandment about doing unto others as you would have them do unto you?' mockup

'What about the commandment about doing unto others as you would have them do unto you?' mockup

'What about the commandment about doing unto others as you would have them do unto you?' mockup

'What about the commandment about doing unto others as you would have them do unto you?' mockup

'What about the commandment about doing unto others as you would have them do unto you?'

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Jesus always enjoyed a day on the water fishing.

Jesus always enjoyed a day on the water fishing. mockup

Jesus always enjoyed a day on the water fishing. mockup

Jesus always enjoyed a day on the water fishing. mockup

Jesus always enjoyed a day on the water fishing. mockup

Jesus always enjoyed a day on the water fishing.

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"So, you see, Honey, people heaven is up in the sky, but goldfish heaven is down in the water!"

"So, you see, Honey, people heaven is up in the sky, but goldfish heaven is down in the water!" mockup

"So, you see, Honey, people heaven is up in the sky, but goldfish heaven is down in the water!" mockup

"So, you see, Honey, people heaven is up in the sky, but goldfish heaven is down in the water!" mockup

"So, you see, Honey, people heaven is up in the sky, but goldfish heaven is down in the water!" mockup

"So, you see, Honey, people heaven is up in the sky, but goldfish heaven is down in the water!"

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"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?" mockup

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?" mockup

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?" mockup

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?" mockup

"Did you know that cats aren't mentioned anywhere in the Bible?"

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'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

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Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'. mockup

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'. mockup

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'. mockup

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'. mockup

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?" mockup

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

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5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness? mockup

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness? mockup

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness? mockup

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness? mockup

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

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'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!' mockup

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!' mockup

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!' mockup

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!' mockup

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

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"It's cool – God told us to!"

"It's cool – God told us to!" mockup

"It's cool – God told us to!" mockup

"It's cool – God told us to!" mockup

"It's cool – God told us to!" mockup

"It's cool – God told us to!"

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Priest

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'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.' mockup

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.' mockup

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.' mockup

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.' mockup

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender. mockup

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender. mockup

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender. mockup

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender. mockup

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.' mockup

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.' mockup

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.' mockup

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.' mockup

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

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My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up. mockup

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up. mockup

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up. mockup

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up. mockup

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

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'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.' mockup

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.' mockup

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.' mockup

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.' mockup

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

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Hot cross buns mockup

Hot cross buns mockup

Hot cross buns mockup

Hot cross buns mockup

Hot cross buns

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BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

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Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham' mockup

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham' mockup

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham' mockup

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham' mockup

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

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"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?" mockup

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?" mockup

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?" mockup

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?" mockup

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

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Pre-nuptual Nativity

Pre-nuptual Nativity mockup

Pre-nuptual Nativity mockup

Pre-nuptual Nativity mockup

Pre-nuptual Nativity mockup

Pre-nuptual Nativity

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'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.' mockup

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.' mockup

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.' mockup

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.' mockup

'Well, you heard wrong -- Zen Buddhism doesn't have a Missouri Synod.'

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'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?' mockup

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?' mockup

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?' mockup

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?' mockup

'Kill all the Canaanites? -- Won't that set a bad precedent?'

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Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week mockup

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week mockup

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week mockup

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week mockup

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

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"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive." mockup

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive." mockup

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive." mockup

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive." mockup

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

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'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.' mockup

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.' mockup

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.' mockup

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.' mockup

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

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"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?" mockup

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?" mockup

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?" mockup

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?" mockup

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

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Promised Land Signpost

Promised Land Signpost mockup

Promised Land Signpost mockup

Promised Land Signpost mockup

Promised Land Signpost mockup

Promised Land Signpost

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''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!' mockup

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!' mockup

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!' mockup

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!' mockup

''Born again'? -- but I was just born five years ago!'

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'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.' mockup

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.' mockup

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.' mockup

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.' mockup

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

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30% Heredity, 70% Environment

30% Heredity, 70% Environment mockup

30% Heredity, 70% Environment mockup

30% Heredity, 70% Environment mockup

30% Heredity, 70% Environment mockup

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

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'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!' mockup

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!' mockup

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!' mockup

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!' mockup

'Oh, I understand -- with the 'coveting' part, we can get everybody!'

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"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny." mockup

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny." mockup

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny." mockup

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny." mockup

"Blasphemy, yes, but it was funny."

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Amateur Theologian Prints Collection

Amateur Theologian Mugs

Discover our collection of mugs for the amateur theologian—each designed to make their daily reflections a little more inspiring and a lot more fun.

Amateur Theologian Pillows

Explore our cozy pillows that bring humor and inspiration into the living space of the inquisitive amateur theologian.

Amateur Theologian T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the curious amateur theologian—full of wit, faith, and personality, ideal for expressing their spiritual explorations.