Amateur Sports Fan Prints

Tug the Toggle

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Football Chameleon

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Ratminton

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Raheem Sterling