Amateur Repairman Pillows

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

Fixing the TV.

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Tech support...can I help you!

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Frosty the Repairman"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

"Donald, the dog wants to get back in."

"Was it a fuse?"

"The blow drier is broken."

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

Zombie plumber calling out for drains...

"You're late."

Bathroom flooding (man holding tap).

"Here’s your problem. This isn’t a ‘Franklin’ stove, it’s a ‘Voltaire.’"

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'