Amateur Pest Controller Prints

"One for you, one for me, and one for the gnats that will be joining us shortly."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Various Traps.

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

Flies up the ante!

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Superintendent

'How long did you try before calling?'

"That pigeon's at it again."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

There was a nasty bug going around.

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Rabbits on Noah's ark

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"You remember us....from your garden."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"You, Stanley, are a complete disgrace to cockroaches everywhere."

"The people next door eat a lot better."

'The bad news is that you've got damp rot. The good news is - it's drowning your woodworm.'

'The local rat population are revolting!'

'Dave. Did you call anyone from pest control?'

"I'm no zoologist, but that's not a deer in our garden."

'That must be the termite inspector.'

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"